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Naked Holidays NYC
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The Gene Frankel Theatre & EndTimes Productions Presents
Naked Holidays NYC, at the EndTimes Underground Theatre
December 20th thru 23rd &December 27th thru 30th 2007

24 Bond Street, NYC 10012
(btwn Lafayette & Bowery) 6 subway to "Bleecker"F or V to "Broadway/Lafayette" 1 block NE from Bleecker Street

Showtimes 9:30 pm (3 pm Matinee on Sundays) 
Admission is $18 at the door $15 w/student ID or with reservations Via Email. 

Think the holidays are already a circus? Wait until you check out Naked Holdays NYC, a darkly comic Yuletide bacchanalia featuring the Naked Holiday Opening: a multicultural mélange outlining the contrasting traditions of Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa climaxing in a semi-clothed chorus line.  Also, the dirty truth about holiday office parties, Santa’s elves forced to wear electric shock collars, and more!

Written by -
Bob DeRosa, Tom Kiesche, George Larkin, Angela Lovell, Joshua Rebell, Ruth Silveira, Rebecca “RI” Stokes

Directed by -
Russell Dobular, Matthew Kreiner, Ilana Landecker, JeremyPape, Tony Macy-Perez, Laurie Rae Waugh

Cast -
Alexandra Bard, Jason Barker, Nadja Hoyer-Booth, Alessandro Colla, Rainbow Geffner, Coleen Jasinski, Jamie King, Jessica Ko, Jamie Lewis, Angela Lovell, Serena Miller, Justin Ness, Jeremy Pape, Kerstin Porter, Kendra Jewell Treichler, Luke Tudball, Matthew Watkins

Andi Cohen - Stage Manager

Lindsay Dwyer - Choreographer         Serena Miller - Musical Director


Featuring the Naked Holidays NYC Band! - Secret Santa's Juicy Jollies - the legendary North-Pole musical comedy troupe

Costumes provided courtesy of the Abracadabra Superstore www.abracadabrasuperstore.com





Originally developed and produced in Los Angeles in 1999, 2002, and 2003 by the Sacred Fools Theater Company (www.SacredFools.org )

The Naked Holidays Opening
A furious look at some of the contrasting traditions of Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, and the Pagan world with a debunking of holiday traditions,  Everything you never needed about the December holidays!
by George Larkin
Directed by Russell Dobular

Little Misseasonings
Two moms, two daughters, and that warm competitive Christmas pageantry sprit.
by Tom Kiesche
Directed by Ilana Landecker

The Party Score
It's the office Christmas party, and Jason's looking for his annual party score.
But does Maggie believe in the spirit of giving?
by Bob DeRosa
Directed by Tony Macy-Perez


Fear the Nog
Three of Santa’s hardest workers forced to confront the truth of their situation -
like why it is they have to wear electric shock collars.
by Rebecca Stokes

Directed by Jeremy Pape

I'll Have My Rapist With a Side of Cranberry Sauce
Angela Lovell recounts the trauma of what a turkey robbed from her which she'll never get back.
(Barbara Walters and Oprah are dying for this story)
by Angela Lovell

Blue X-Mas
A well-off New Yorker runs a seemingly mindless errand for his wife, only to find himself drawn into an upper east side underworld he never knew existed.
by Joshua Rebell
Directed by Matthew Kreiner

Nothing to Wear
Just what does one wear to an exclusive Christmas party to properly impress the boss?
Should one really worry about that?
by Ruth Silveira
Directed by Laurie Waugh
Cast and Crew
Naked Holidays NYC
"There are 8 million stories in the naked Holidays and 'Naked Holidays' tells them."
- LA WEEKLY (recommended!)

“an evening of sex and silliness ... a saucy way to make merry this holiday season ... you'll be glad you're along for the ride.”  - BACKSTAGE WEST